you can dance if you want to!

If you like cool shit you will probably like me.
If you like sarcastic assholes you will love me.
If you like to dance like a gangster we might not get along.

Feb 25

THIRSTY THURSDAY IN PLATTSBURGH

is better than thirsty thursday in Ethiopia.  I promise.


Feb 24
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

mistaobseen:

suicidewatch:

DEERHUNTER “NOTHING EVER HAPPENED”

fuckyeahdeerhunter


I’m going to the baseball field to make snow

angels in the outfield


Feb 23

Unforgivable #2

“Bitch thatz just my b.o. and if you don’t like it i’ll kill your ass.”


Unforgivable #1: the beginning of the marathon.


I got a boner today….

….as I was walking back from class.  It was kind of fucked up, and completely random.  I didn’t even know it was possible to get a boner while walking.  It’s a good thing I had a notebook, because that was one of the most stubborn boners I have had.


“It’s always funny in Sillidephia” Apparently I become dyslexic when I am rolling.

Feb 20

Some people call me The Mind Rapist.


Feb 17

chillin.

chillin.


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